#anonymous idiots

[askchuuyanakahara]

I feel so bad for Kouyou omg. The elevator scene!!! Chuuya should be made aware of his reactions and outbursts before he gives someone a heart attack 😭

@inwhichispeak

Kouyou: "I cannot STAND this anymore."

Chuuya: "I'm sorry?"

Kouyou: "Go speak to the boy to sort out your issues."

Chuuya: "I should get to work too."

Chuuya: "Plus, I don't think thats the solution Ane-san wants me to take right now.."

Chuuya: "I need to, right? In order to speak to him."

Chuuya: "I should be home by then. That idiot doesn't do anything so he should be free too.."

Dazai: "What did I do?!"

[teamfurtress]

BOOTS N BOMBS!!! if you may?

[baby-xemnas]

If Bepo were ever in a situation where he would need to carry a child, would he carry them in his mouth by the back of their shirt, like a bear carrying a cub by the scruff of their neck? Or would he hold them like a person?

maybe shes an action mom

[erikahenningsen]

10. regina/janis

10. “I won’t let you.”

This is so not Janis's scene. Which is a weird thing to say, considering she's in Damian's house. But things have changed a lot in the last few months.

When Janis decided to forgive Cady at spring fling, she didn't realize she would be inheriting all of Cady's friends, too—people Janis previously found to be profoundly annoying, but most of whom turned out to be okay.

Still, she really has to ask herself how she ended up here, at a rager thrown by Damian, who has somehow become close with Shane Oman, with three-quarters of the North Shore basketball team, the mathletes, Gretchen Wieners, Karen Shetty, and Regina fucking George.

Janis enjoys a good party, but the combination of the jocks chanting chug, chug, chug and Damian and his theater friends belting out showtunes is giving her a headache.

She's looking for her jacket, ready to head home, when she sees Regina, stumbling a little as she tries to jam her foot into her shoe.

"Untying it first might help," Janis tells her, finally locating her jacket thrown over the banister, buried by three other jackets.

Regina makes an annoyed huff, but she does untie her shoe before finally sliding it in and re-lacing it. When she rights herself, the first thing Janis notices is how she sways a little where she stands, face flushed the way it gets sometimes when she's had too much to drink. (How Janis somehow knows this is beyond her.)

The second is that her car keys are in her hand.

"You're not driving yourself home, are you?" Janis asks cautiously.

"What? Yeah, I am," Regina says, rolling her eyes a little as she reaches for the front door.

Janis maneuvers herself so she's blocking Regina's path. "Slow down there, Justin Timberlake. You're drunk. You can't drive."

"I'm fine," Regina insists, irritation starting to color her voice. "Move."

"No."

"Janis! Get out of my way. I'm leaving," Regina says, drawing out the last word, like Janis is stupid.

Janis shakes her head. "I won't let you."

Regina's eyebrows rise. "You won't let me?"

"Nope," Janis tells her. "You know what it's like to get hit by a reckless driver. You want someone else to experience that?"

This seems to give Regina pause. Janis waits as the gears in her brain turn, slowed by alcohol.

"Ugh, fine," Regina grumbles. Then she pulls out her phone and starts clumsily tapping at the screen.

"What are you doing?" Janis asks.

"Calling an Uber, officer," Regina says.

Janis has no idea what possesses her to say, "I'll drive you home."

Regina blinks at her once, twice. "What?"

"I can drive you," Janis tells her. "I'm heading out anyway, and you're on the way, so..."

It's not that she and Regina aren't friends, but they're not exactly friends, either. They're still figuring out how to navigate that awkward space between being everything and nothing to each other. But this shouldn't be weird, right?

Right.

"Okay," Regina says after a moment. "Don't kill me."

Janis rolls her eyes and opens the front door. "Right. You're more of a do-it-yourself kind of girl."

Janis walks slowly to her car, Regina stumbling after her, walking gingerly on the frozen grass, breath curling like smoke in the winter air.

Janis turns on the car and blasts the heat once they're inside, slowly backing out of the driveway, maneuvering between the cars parked at the curb.

"It's cold in here," Regina complains like a petulant child.

"It'll warm up," Janis replies through gritted teeth. She contemplates making a joke about Regina being a frigid bitch, but decides against it.

"My car has heated seats."

"You can take off a star when you write your review."

Regina tilts her head back against the headrest and sighs. "Are you still seeing Grace?"

The question catches Janis completely off guard. "What?"

"Are you still seeing—"

"I heard you," Janis says. "Um, no, not anymore."

"Hmm," Regina hums contemplatively. "Well, there are lots of other girls out there. You'll find someone."

"You sound like my grandmother."

Regina huffs irritably. "I'm trying to be supportive."

"Yeah, and it's freaking me out, honestly," Janis tells her. If someone had told her even half an hour ago that she'd be talking to Regina about girls in her car, she would have laughed.

"Well, fine," Regina says, crossing her arms. She actually sounds a little hurt. And for some crazy reason, Janis doesn't want to hurt Regina's feelings.

"But, um, thanks," Janis says. "It just didn't work out."

Regina rests her head against the window, breath fogging the glass as she speaks. "You're hot and smart. You'll be okay."

Janis is grateful that she's pulling into Regina's driveway, because her instinct is to slam on the brakes. "What?"

Regina looks at her. She looks exhausted. "What?"

"What did you just say?" Janis needs to hear it again, for some reason.

Regina pauses to think. "You'll be okay."

"No, before—you know what? Never mind." Janis cuts the ignition. "Here you are, Cinderella."

Regina frowns. "Does that make you the pumpkin?"

Janis ignores the question. "Good night."

But Regina doesn't get out. She looks down at her hands, twisted in her lap. "Thanks for driving me home."

"Well, I didn't want to be an accessory to vehicular homicide. I'm applying to colleges, and that would look bad."

"Right," Regina says. She looks at Janis again, searching her face for something.

Janis isn't sure why the air in the car suddenly feels so charged, and it occurs to her that this is the longest she's been alone with Regina since middle school. She has the crazy thought that she's missed Regina, actually.

Finally, Regina pops open her door. "Well, thank you," she says quietly. "Good night."

"Night," Janis echoes, watching Regina disappear into her house.

Janis sits for a few minutes in her car in the driveway, trying to untangle the strange feeling in her stomach. Finally, she turns on her car, resolving to tuck this weird night in the file in the back of her brain labeled times Regina seemed human.

[cator99]

out of curiosity, would you consider yourself butch?

used to be a blonde underweight twink and now I'm a based jock still got the chanel bag and the sick albeit matured mind of a suckpig to prove it so I'm gonna let you decide whether you wanna call me that word just cuz I got a pussy and short hair. I promise you that there have been enough advancements made in the art of lesbian sexual dynamics in the past 50 years to broaden the vocabulary used to describe the plethora of types of masculine females.

[taldigi]

yosuke isn't cool, he's cringe yet free.

yeah dude!!!!! Yu's a weird little man and he would only choose the second weirdest little man to be his (ai)boo

for serious tho: Yosuke's "cool" for the shit he doesn't try to do. He's not cool when he gets a fuckin' scooter or he trying to act smooth or when he thinks he's being "funny".

he's cool cause he's a loyal friend and cares bout his team and the people around him and manages to pull them together to do shit as a group. He's cool cause he took Teddie when he had nowhere to be in and cool cause he cares about Yu and Nanako and he's cool cause he lets shit roll off his back even though it hurts (and he does this because he's found something more important- friendship)

[team-magma-official]

If they're really that big, what's your cup size?

I don't have breast tissue.

But I am just under 300 pounds and do lift weights, so by volume I'd say at least a C cup. At least.

[redux-iterum]

Has an overenthusiastic tourist (or child) ever stumbled into Clan territory and/or get close to camp before? How did the Clans take it?

People have definitely stepped off the path and tried to get into the colony territories for various reasons. Every single time, the cats present panic and run, and every single time, the person gets asked to leave the park. These cats are sensitive, you ingrate! It's on the signs every three feet of this fucking park saying to NOT go into their territory! Are you stupid?!

[deadpanwalking]

#“you are not immune to propaganda” problem is some of you have absolutely no fucking immune system

thank you! i'm so sick of being nice about this particular thing. this webbed site is so invested in telling people it's okay if they fall for a little blood libel as a treat

I feel like I'm going insane. That post was well-intentioned and I hope it reaches people who need to see it, but the fact that OP and their friends hung out with fascists for hours before they began to suspect something was off is absolutely fucking wild to me—the dogwhistles wouldn't have even registered if they hadn't walked past a literal synagogue, and they only picked up on those because they recognized the rhetoric as things the Klansmen in their family would say. OP is in their 30s, btw—that level of credulity in an adult is objectively horrifying! If I truly believed every gentile leftist were that susceptible, I'd fucking kill myself.

[leviismybby]

Gonna leave this here so you all can laugh at it with me 😭😭

Real talk tho, this anon just proved my point to a t. Lmao

[emmcfrxst]

I love John. He’s so husband coded and I wanna kiss the wolf scars on his face

the type of husband to be like “heard you have a crush on me, how embarrassing” and you’re like “john we’ve literally been married for 10 years.” and he’s like “still! you got a little crush on me!”

[quins-makeshift-menagerie]

Why are you so closed off with your story? Other Mewtwo creators are very open with a lot of their plans.

That’s their choice! It’s mine to be more secretive about details.

[tenderjock]

I'M HERE TO YELL AT YOU LIKE YOU REQUEST.

THAT FIC BROKE MY HEART. YOU BROKE MY HEART.

Really though, Obi-Wan truly believed Cody did not love him HURTS. Especially since Cody acted that way, Which mean he also believed the same things. AND THEY BOTH ACT SO PROFESSIONAL!

truly these men have me in a chokehold

okay so here's the deal in the star wars that lives in my head: obi-wan jumped cody about .3 seconds after meeting him. cody, because he's a desperate little slut, happily went along with it. obi-wan then proceeded to fall head over heels for our darling commander, who was entirely aware of it in an "okay. cant relate" kind of way.

until the day about six months into the war that cody is lying in his bunk, filling out forms, thinking about the way general kenobi dots the i in his flimsiwork with little circles instead of regular dots and how it should drive him crazy but he thinks its adorable instead and he

he sits up.

his head thunks the curved ceiling over his bunk. he swears, but thats so not priority right now. not only is the cringe jedi in loser love with him but cody has the dumb sense to be in love with him back?

he panics for thirty seconds, then takes a deep breath. really? he thinks to himself. fine. i can do this. and then he ruthlessly suppresses all feeling under a veneer of professionalism because he knows obi-wan will lose his shit once he finds out that theyre in love.

[vykker]

Hey, Marble! Can you solve this weird riddle? My skin is purple and highly speckled. I have eyes, big and blue. I am dainty and oh-so skittish. I live at the bottom of Oddworld. Who am I?

Marble only knows five animals sorry

[amedetoiles]

I always see gifs from the untamed from your blog but I have no clue what the show is about, can you give me a short summary?

Omg, anon, are you from before I turned into a sporadic screaming MDZS / CQL obsessed blog? I appreciate your loyalty and also I’m sorry LOL

The Untamed is a Chinese xianxia drama based off of the BL novel Mao Dao Zu Shi written by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu. On the surface, it’s inherently a romantic love story, but in all the ways it matters, it’s about family and who you choose to be your family. It’s about two dumbasses brothers who love each other so much that they would rather cut off their limbs than watch the other die but can’t for the life of them say so to each other’s faces. It’s about all the ways their family fractures because of an endless stream of Disney vault villains hellbent on tearing them apart for the sake of power. There’s also zombies, war, meaningful hair combs, and radishes! Multiple people stab each other, and sometimes they even stab themselves. :D It’s a happy ending filled with pining courtyard stares and whining nephews.

[utilitycaster]

Wow your Orym tags really are an eye-opener. You are totally right and now I understand the bitterness about this character a little better. I've seen a lot of "...but C3 is supposed to be this and that" takes and I guess a lot of people think they are owed a certain storyline?

Yeah. People feeling as though they're owed a certain storyline is not new nor exclusive to Critical Role; it's been pretty common in fandom for years (see this excellent post that I still think about). But the particular blame being placed on Orym is a fun new twist on this theme.

I'm sure there's people who hate Orym for other reasons; shipping wank is another very common form of entitlement to a particular storyline. I must admit when it comes to Twitter I think some people just yell random lies out into the void to hear their own voice because there is no underlying logic to any of it. But I do think a large number of people who have been blaming Orym for everything for what is now the majority of the campaign are doing so because he has consistetly refused to entertain the idea that Ludinus makes any valid points from the start, and the narrative has pretty much only rewarded him for that.

A lot of people really thought that Campaign 3 "all bets are off" didn't mean like, messing with the narrative structure (they hate when that happens by the way. they acted like Downfall and the Solstice Split and the fact that this has been a very plot-driven campaign rather than one about character backstory are all fucking violations of the Geneva convention the way they carried on, and I say this as a person who can complain) but rather that Critical Role, a D&D-based fantasy, would shed those pesky two previous campaigns of canon (unless of course earlier canon helps them make a point. I truly cannot believe someone made like 5 alts and harassed me and all my mutuals for an entire evening over hypocrisy for...liking one ship more than another when these idiots exist) in order to become some kind of deeply pathetic "French Revolution Except Instead Of Kings It's Gods" historical re-enactment.

We're at the point where like, nothing has validated them and everything they've claimed the gods have done, Ludinus or the Weave Mind have done like, tenfold. As mentioned, the people who were like "oh my god STOP SAYING HUBRIS anyway obviously Bells Hells would NEVER see the gods as relatable" just watched Laudna and Imogen be like "wow, they're flawed and conflicted and a fucked up family just like us." I shit you not, I saw someone criticize FCG's relationship with the Changebringer because "he had to work for it" as if that's not like...how literally all relationships work if you're not an utter black hole of entitled self-absorption. The Kreviris Imperium wants to straight up colonize all of Exandria but they turn a blind eye. There's someone out there talking about putting Rashinna's head on a pike for being willing to endanger the poor Ruidusborn children that...Liliana (probably to some extent coerced by Ludinus to be fair) could have left alone to live out their lives on Exandria. People genuinely channel some anti-abortion "but What About The Disabled Children? Shouldn't Pregnant People Be Forced To Carry And Parent Them" style arguments at Alma's "hey, we have people delay birth for like half an hour so their children don't have The Psychic Migraine Disorder That Made Imogen Possibly Suicidal". The arguments have devolved into "well, canon isn't real" and "but the status quo" as if there aren't ALIENS FROM SPACE SPEAKING AT THE DRAGON VATICAN. How STUPID do you have to be to think that wouldn't change the entire world. Or, to get back to this ask, how desperate are you to maintain the illusion that you are going to get a wish-fulfillment campaign that never once existed? So yeah. They blame Orym because otherwise they have to blame literally the entire cast, and themselves.